We've been together for what, two and a half wonderful years? and I want it to stay that way.
And since I want our relationship to be honest and genuine, I've got to tell you... I've been cheating.
With Wordpress.
Yes, Wordpress (not .org, just .com) - that more high-tech, professional, customizable, useful blogging site.
But let me tell you -- it didn't mean anything to me. Sure, it gives me way less formatting headaches and it's the software that real, legit websites use, but it just wasn't... you.
It started out as a professional thing... the Times Union uses Wordpress and with ASP blog on their site, I was just around it a lot, and got to know it a little.
Then I had to make my own blog for class and I just wanted to try something new. To see what I was missing.
It's not that I'm ashamed or embarrassed by you, you're just not always completely suitable for the classroom, you know? I mean, half of your name is a curse. You're a little wild, untamed and all over the place, and that's what I love about you.
Also, you're way better looking.
So while I do have to be around Wordpress for the rest of the semester, and now and then next semester... it's going to be strictly professional. There's just nothing there... and I'll never leave you.
If you take me back, that is.
And you will.... because you are a blog, not a person.
