"The Beatles are s!@#, and so are these clowns [Matchbox Twenty]. I mean, 'She came in through the bathroom window' -these guys have to cover a Joe Cocker song because they don't have any good songs of their own!"
Quote compliments of my own father, Big Ben. He says this and I think... I should start my own "s!@# my dad says."
For those of you who don't know, this song - which starts after Bright Lights - is a Beatles song turned Joe Cocker song turned, as shown above, Matchbox Twenty song.
And for those of you who don't Tweet, Shit My Dad Says is #2 on my list of most hilarious Twitter accounts (@bpglobalpr is #1 and @fakeapstylebook is #3). The biography reads:
"I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"
The result is hilarious, offensive, advising quotes from this cynical (sometimes, strangely loving) old man.
And if something's so popular on Twitter why not stretch it out to another form of media and put William Shatner in it?
CBS will be airing "$#*! My Dad Says" (pronounced "Bleep My Dad Says") on Thursdays (7:30pm) this fall.